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{{Infobox expedition log
| title = It's Demons (Trainee)
| date = 11/30/23
| storyteller = Doug
| tier_of_play = Trainee
| player_characters = [[Mutt]], [[Tarina "Taru" Autio]], [[Wrax]], [[Victoria Honeystride]], [[Bonko]]
| rewards = 300 XP, Fury Cocktail (lesser, double)
| result = Success.  Kind of.
| author = [[Bonko]]
| downtime_days = 0
}}

== Log ==
What happened?  I'll tell you what happened.

Location: Outside the City Walls
Commissioner: Roundtable Council


Lunaris, Mutt, Taru, Wrax, Victoria, and a me…BONKO!

We are hired to check out some small demons outside town and see whats up with that.  Probably quasits they say.

Lunaris finds tracks to and from a wagon.  Looks like they left fast so we follow the tracks into a valley.

Mutt smells like fish and won’t give me a ride so I ride on top of Taru’s head.

There is some discussion about why Bonko, (that’s ME) counts as a team member but not Lunaris’s cat.  It was funny.  Then we continued to a cave with some dead bodies and what are probably demons in it.

They attack and I hit one with my sling from so far away!

The probably demons start asking for weird peoples names. They ask for:

Bud Light, 
I. C. Weiner, 
Harry Pitts,
Chris P. Bacon, 
Dick Face,
Dick Handler,
Dick Swett,
Paul Rithen,
Doug Hole, 
Fonda Dicks,
Kent C. Strait,
Lou Pole, 
Randy Guy, and
Russell Sprout 

But not in that order.  I don’t think they realize what they are asking for.

Suddenly the human looking guy coughs up a demon monster full of nasty tentacles.  Its yucky.

After most of the little demons were killed, suddenly another demon guy runs out of the cave and starts throwing body parts at us.  

The big guy asks for Doug Hole then it charges up and rips Mutt’ helmet aside and brutally rips into her face leaving mutt hideously damaged.  It’s OK though, thats why Mutt has a helmet!

The last little Quassit started a 1 on 1 dual with me and Lunaris and her cat.  It slashed at me and missed but then he pointed his finger at me and I blacked out.  When I woke up I was laying on a lillypad and everyone was still fighting.  They killed the last demons and we went home to warn everyone that more were coming.

Rewards:  300 XP  Fury Cocktail (lesser, double)