Illiamelro: Created page with "{{Infobox expedition log | title = Before Peter | date = 3/25/2025 | storyteller = Doug | tier_of_play = Trainee | player_characters = Anima, Evalynne Stoneking, Samara Slitherslime, Ione Icesickle | rewards = 350xp, Kodoma Bell, ghost touch rune, 40gp for samara, ione, and evalynne | result = SUCCESS, I GUESS. | author = Evalynne Stoneking | downtime_days = 1 }} SO WE HAVE TO KILL PETER AGAIN. This is getting ridiculous. Mr Greg from the council was..."

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Created page with "{{Infobox expedition log | title = Before Peter | date = 3/25/2025 | storyteller = Doug | tier_of_play = Trainee | player_characters = Anima, Evalynne Stoneking, Samara Slitherslime, Ione Icesickle | rewards = 350xp, Kodoma Bell, ghost touch rune, 40gp for samara, ione, and evalynne | result = SUCCESS, I GUESS. | author = Evalynne Stoneking | downtime_days = 1 }} SO WE HAVE TO KILL PETER AGAIN. This is getting ridiculous. Mr Greg from the council was..."

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{{Infobox expedition log
| title = Before Peter
| date = 3/25/2025
| storyteller = Doug
| tier_of_play = Trainee
| player_characters = [[Anima]], [[Evalynne Stoneking]], [[Samara Slitherslime]], [[Ione Icesickle]]
| rewards = 350xp, Kodoma Bell, ghost touch rune, 40gp for samara, ione, and evalynne
| result = SUCCESS, I GUESS.
| author = Evalynne Stoneking
| downtime_days = 1
}}

SO WE HAVE TO KILL PETER AGAIN.

This is getting ridiculous. Mr Greg from the council was watching us and helping us trap the not-Peter-soul, he seems really nice. And really old.

Alright it was really hard to understand him, but I think we're gonna use some magic to suck out the old ancient caveman-ey soul after we murder the absolute shit out of Peter in the special murder circle, and then...? Peter might hopefully be fine? For like a day?
There are so many ways this can go wrong.

Like, we don't even know if he'll survive this again, if we succeed in trapping the cursed soul..

Thankfully, the cavemeanies took care of the murder part, they didn't take him outside the magic circle! I wasn't looking forward to those awful screams, but at least we didn't have to do it...
Waiting for the cavemeanies to die was SOOOOO ANNOOOOOYIIIING. They were so mean... Slammin' shit down at us just to spook us, I hated it... One even tried to jump at me! But Anima took care if it 'cause she's super cool and really nice.
The next task, was finding a vessel for the old-ass soul, which...

We were torn between chalk, and a straw doll thing that Samara made on the fly. We went with the doll, though it kinda scares me to look at...

And listen to, evidently, since I guess it can talk?!?? It kept-- what?
It said it was innocent..?! Like, a lot. Then Enrue. A lot.

Oh.
This guy's a douche.
He's literally clinging to life for the sake of living, cursing generations of his family because he was cheated in his life.

And justifying it by the fact that those affected don't feel actual physical hurty pain.

That's fucking dumb, I hate this guy. We're ending this shit.
OR I GUESS NOT, IT TURNED INTO A VENGEFUL CRAZY EVIL SPIRIT THING, OH GODS OH CRAP
IT DOWNED IONE AND SAMARA, I HATED THAT.

THAT THING IS SO FRICKIN SCARY OH GODS

Anima's the coolest, she's doing so much damage to a frickin GHOST. My punchers can't do anything against it! And I'm AWFUL with weapons!!!
Samara popped out a final Ghost Charge that sprayed the dude! We freed the ancestor from the evil ghostie!!!

...
Weirdly, folks started throwing up on the ancestor spirit. And then, ceremoniously, Ione shot it dead with some special magic.

And then a cool bird-man skeleton showed up! Their wings were really pretty. I guess they just... Snatched the douche-soul away....
But what was left, was what I guess everyone thought was blood, WASN'T.
It was some sort of awful portal to baby corpses, I fucking guess????

I'm so glad this curse is over. That sucked. Peter's dead forever. I'm never going on a not-cooking mission ever again.

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