Cooking by the Book: Curing Hunger
| Cooking by the Book: Curing Hunger | |
|---|---|
| Date | 1/16/26 |
| Storyteller | Jolyne |
| Tier | Legendary |
| Player Characters | Sahona Bright-Eyed, Pomba Bright-Eyed, Illiam Elro |
| Rewards | 350 xp, 11475 gp, Vorpal Dragon's Chin, Kraken's Guard, sack of hydra's teeth x 3, kraken bottle x 2 |
| Result | Success |
| Author | Sahona |
| Downtime | 30 |
Associates kidnap a hydra to turn it into infinite sausage.
Log
So we got hired by this big blue oni to go capture a prismatic hydra. We wanted to several some of its heads, but not all. The more variety in heads we left around, the better the variety of food. Each head needed elemental damages matching the head to destroy them, luckily I could morph my transformations to add the needed trait. The oni could cover the cold though, thanks to that sword they had. It was pretty easy, Pomba beat the thing down, Illiam picked it up with magic and moved it around, and me and the oni dealt with the heads. We loaded it up on a boat and tied it down, then started heading back to Onadbyr. We were a little worried about stuff attacking us on the way, but we didn't think it'd be *that* bad.
Anyway we ended up attacked by a couple of krakens, which were a real pain in the butt to deal with, especially with the hydra trying to bite us the whole time we were distracted. Even after we dealt with those, a vorpal archdragon attacked us! It got us pretty badly hurt, luckily I learned how to regenerate in an emergency. Illiam confused the krakens and got them to help kill the dragon since it was also killing them if they got in the way, so luckily we got to kill both of those squid assholes and that cocky archdragon! As the winners, we tore apart the loser's body for useful pieces. I took his big stupid chin blade as a trophy. Oh and we got the hydra back to town, so job's done.