Eyes Upon Blight

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Eyes Upon Blight
Date8/21/2024
StorytellerTire
TierTrainee
Player CharactersBonko, Dr. T Rex, Atticus, King of Dance, Seskro, Sanguine
Rewards250 exp, 78gp, 5sp, 4 minor healing potions, 1 lesser healing potion, reinforced surcoat, butchering axe (formula), bladed gauntlet (formula), holy water
ResultSuccess
AuthorSeskro
Downtime2 days


We get hired to go to some place called Lancaster to fight some dead guys? Why are they able to fight if they're dead? Apparently the dog who got killed on the last job I was on got better? Does anyone stay dead in this town? We also have a scary guy in armor, a big snake lady with six arms and her girlfriend, a weirdly small kobold, and some other guy. I might have met these other people? The kobold says he's a dragon, that's pretty cool! We get to the place and there are zombies on the rooftops. They seem to be trying to get into the building? I wonder why. Maybe there's a scary monster with a horde inside! I bet I could take it in a fight, now that I'm big and strong! The regular guy turns into a cool monster and says he's smarter than a dragon! That must mean he's the strongest guy ever! The dog stands up on two legs! I didn't know he could do that! I hit a zombie in the back of the head with my crossbow, but I wasn't cool to pin it to the door. Someday though! I'll be a cool lightning-breathing dragon! And everyone will bow down before me! One of the zombies breaks down the door, it's gonna steal all the treasure before we get there! The dog disappears, did he die again? Atticus and the smart guy take out a big swarm of zombies! Atticus took some damage too, but he ran away before I could ask if he needed medical resistance. The snake lady slices up a zombie and it explodes! The strong guy and the snake lady seem unaffected though. The dog hears the sound of beeping in there and says it's a bomb, that makes me miss the warrens and the star pit! There's a big guy in there, I immediately shoot it in the face! The strong guy does a cool slide over a desk and cuts one of the zombies in half! The zombies break down another door, and the dog's saying the bomb's gonna explode! The smart guy says he can fix it. The dog then says the bomb isn't gonna explode. That's boring! The strong guy takes down the big zombie! The snake lady's girlfriend looks really hurt, so I try and heal her, but she just gets even more hurt! Why does this keep happening every time I try and give people medical resistance? I give her a potion, she seems to like that. The little dragon goes off on his own, I follow him into an office room. There's a door on the far end of the room, could there be treasure in there? The little dragon thinks the strong guy is really cool. He tries to open the door, and finds out it's locked. I leave to go meet up with everyone else. The snake lady's girlfriend is also trying to open a locked door. I watch her kick the door down, that was really cool! There's a metal guy in this room! The smart guy and the dog know a lot about it. The dog says it's saying a coded message. It's really old. Apparently it can hear us, so I say hi! I try opening the door the same way the snake lady's girlfriend did, but I'm not strong enough. The snake lady tries, but she can't either. I find a torn piece of paper. It used to be magic, something about privacy? I also find the treasure the zombies were after! The mission was a success!