The Miracle of Fertilization

The Miracle of Fertilization
Date	11/12/23
Storyteller	Doug
Tier	Expert - Medium
Player Characters	Illiam Elro, Chrysanthemum Lavandula Orchidaceae Delphinium Helianthus, Fen Ergivald, Bees, Siltmean the Craftrat, Kasumi
Rewards	250 xp, 800 gp
Result	Success
Author	Siltmean
Downtime	0

Log

Warning: Explicit content detailed inside

Fertilization part 1

• Head to one of Sir Egg's multiple new clinics in Onadbyr
• Meet with Sir Egg
• Couple wishes to meet us semi-anonymously
• "He" and "They" is all we get
• No details on couple in this report as per privacy agreement
• "He" is cursed by a hag
• Stole from hag as a dare
• Youthful mistake he assures
• Curse always comes back when removed
• We load up into beautifully made reinforced cart
• It shrinks as the buildings begin opening up
• "They" is positioned on a table
• We are inserted within the vagina
• Sperm injected behind us
• Plan is to follow insemination process to find the issue
• Insemination process very different from expectations
• Battleships, acid rain, sperm-soldiers armed with sticks
• Vaginal canal is acidic
• Ecosystem of vagina posed to wage war against invaders

Personal Note: In this part of the process, we learn that the sperm aboard these battleships possess genuine fractions of the personality that will develop into the child, provided this particular sperm is the one to properly inseminate the egg. I personally believe this could be the key to identifying preferred characteristics among future children, allowing us to foster future generations that are the best they can possibly be. The ethics of this are questionable without a doubt, but in difficult times I believe it worth considering every option before us.

Fertilization part 2

• Goal is to "Storm the Beaches" so to speak
• Loud commander sperm with yellow armband
• Gives rousing speech to everyone onboard
• Battleships land
• Sperm rush as fast as possible through warzone
• Explosives and gunshots alike tear through sperm
• If not sperm, would be grizzly sight to witness
• We work to help sperms survive for a time
• Sir Egg returns with wagon
• We load back inside
• Commander sperm is also inside
• We try to interview
• Bees tries fighting sperm
• Learned Commander is "Cursed with knowledge"
• Always there to lead forces from back
• Forces always go missing in fallopian tubes
• Drop commander off outside cervix and continue forward
• Head into uterus
• Neutrophils attacking sperms as they run by
• Sperm have to choose left or right path to determine correct path
• Illiam reads omens
• Determines left is correct path
• Call out to sperm that left is correct
• Many head that way but not all

Fertilization part 3

• Wagon can't get into the fallopian tubes
• We all have to continue on foot with the sperm
• Escort sperm through neutrophils and Natural Killer cells
• Chrysanthemum has particular favorite they pour spells into
• Kasumi has no qualms with burning sperm while fighting
• Both mildly concerning
• Halfway through purple glow overcomes some sperm
• Compels them to fight each other or otherwise turn back
• Chrysanthemum's improved sperm fights through
• Fen able to dispel individual curses from individual sperm
• Finally near egg
• Area bleeding from damage
• Sperm forcing way through caused damage in past
• Macrophage emerges
• Sandwiched between macrophage acidic strikes and neutrophil attempting to eat Kasumi
• Eventually egg emerges
• Chrysanthemum's super sperm pushes its way through
• Able to inseminate egg by itself due to magic assistance
• Curse not cured
• Egg successfully fertilized, however