The Pun Session

The Pun Session
Date	11/20/2023
Storyteller	Unseelie
Tier	Expert
Player Characters	Kagari, V, Siltmean the Craftrat, Amani Hashmi
Rewards	250 exp, 360gp, 3 Gnome More Pain potions, 1 Gnome Or Hair potion
Result	Success by a hair
Author	Kagari
Downtime	4

Log

V, Siltmean, Amani and I met Gnome Onni at a bar because they had a job for us. Our mission was to go to the Ogregrown Woods to find him a potion of Gnome More Hair, a hair growth supplement. The potion was being delivered by Gnome Addic and Gnome Ann, but their cart got delayed in the woods. We found it broken by the side of the road, with Gnome Addic hiding in the underbrush. He told us that some Ogres had attacked and taken Gnome Ann, so we gave chase. By the banks of a river, we found a bird with no feathers, and some redcaps that had more hair than usual. In a particularly spicy fight, we took care of the redcaps and promised the bird that we'd help it get its feathers back. Siltmean wanted to reverse engineer Gnome More Hair, so we figured that could help here, especially considering that the redcaps also looked like they were being affected by the potion. Vitriol even lost some feathers after eating their corpses. We went deeper into the woods, to Ogre Hill and Ogre Dale, where we found the aforementioned ogres deeper in, we probably could have ogre looked them. They were distracted, one was asleep and the other two were laughing at something, so we figured that we could get the advantage. They went down very easy, with my flames making it easy to surprise them while Siltmean and Samir got in some really strong hits. We went up a nearby hill where we found what looked to be the boss of the ogres keeping Gnome Ann in a cave! We went to free her, but we quickly found out that he was keeping her there because he just wanted some hair. Gnome Ann said that Gnome More Hair doesn't work if you aren't gnomish enough, so we convinced the ogre boss to think small by having Samir lift big rocks, and I created some tungsten cubes with my base kinesis to trick the him into thinking Gnome Ann is stronger than he is. After that, he drank the potion, and grew the most luxurious head of hair I've ever seen. He was so happy, he gave us some gold for it! On the way back, Gnome Ann convinced the bird to come with them for when they finished another batch of the potion, and when we got back we were rewarded with some potions ourselves. A job well done!

(Out of character side note, I don't think Kagari ever actually learned the enemy names in character, so I'm writing them down so y'all can enjoy these names:)

• Redcap Sazin

• Redcap Ricious

• Ogre Look

• Ogre Haul

• Ogre Knight

• Ogre Confidence