Holly Crown

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Holly Crown
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ClassChampion 8
OccupationAnd he gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke!
TierExpert
AncestryLeshy
HeritageRoot Leshy
Alias(es)None
PronounsHe/Him
Age63
Height3'2
PartnerJovial Guts and Life Giver (lawyers)
RelativesMelfyra (debatable), ~200 children
StatusWe're so fucking back
Playergiantspacecatgirl
Storytellerunclear?


Holly Crown is a Leshy champion from Lancaster who uses his blade and his knowledge of law to help out anyone in need, particularly familiars who don't receive proper financial compensation from their bosses for all the hard work they do. He's loud, and has a strong sense of justice. Following an encounter with the Puzzlemaster, Holly Crown died fighting the constructs in the puzzle demiplane. They have since been revived by Hiromi. He is the owner of Crown, Guts, and Giver Law Firm.

He has contracts with The One and the Many, and Mr. Tane, a conspirator dragon

Art Source: Onion Knight by Arthur Fournier, year unknown https://arthurfournier.artstation.com/projects/nE63ze


Trivia

  • Holly Crown was born on Sarenith 19th
  • He used to be a familiar for a certain druid, but left her because he wasn't being financially compensated for his services
  • Crown isn't his last name btw, it's part of his first name
  • Holly Crown smells like onions and incense
  • Holly Crown must follow the laws of hospitality. He's not bound by them or anything, he just wants to.
  • Nevermind, he actually is bound by the laws of hospitality, I'm just dumb
  • When he's not at work, Holly Crown wears a t-shirt with a picture of a completed sudoku puzzle on it
  • If Holly Crown was a youtuber, he'd mostly just do legal content, but occasionally he posts sigma grindset/finance content. He'd also stream minecraft, building the laggiest, most hyper-optimized farms possible.
  • If Holly Crown had to take the one block jump for the chicken or the one block vertical jump for the beef, he wouldn't do either, because he does not eat meat. He just photosynthesizes anyways
  • If Holly Crown had to organize a vacation for himself and three other people, he would take Petal and the rest of the firm to tour courthouses where famous cases were held
  • If Holly Crown was in a music video, he'd be in a video for 16 Tons
  • When he was younger, Holly Crown would've just worn a jack-o-lantern on his head as a helmet for Halloween. He grows some pumpkins around the office, and puts up some hanging bats

Sessions he's been on

Bring Your Brain

A Longing For Knowledge

A Catastrophe in the Making

No Dog in This Fight

Clear Cut Rules

The Esteemed Cat Festival

Just One More Thing

Where Once They Were, No Man Remains

Where Once They Were, Gnome Ann Remains

Ascariasis

Cold-Iron Retrieval

We Hate Moondays

Pharasma's Peaches