Victoria Honeystride

Victoria Honeystride
Victoria Honeystride
Class	Oracle 15
Occupation	Former Poet, Former Archivist, Former Monster Hunter, Former Hellknight, Former Warden of Desperate Hope, professional infant
Tier	Formerly Legendary
Ancestry	Human
Heritage	Versatile Human
Alias(es)	Revenant Knight, the failure, Zon-Kuthon's Side Bitch, that loud fuccboi who keeps breaking shit, Small One (by Serene)
Pronouns	They/he
Age	Formerly 24, Currently 6 months
Height	Formerly 6'0, currently however tall an infant is
Partner	Doesn't know what love is. Matched with Pomba in speed dating.
Relatives	Mathilde and Caius Honeystride (former parents), Illiam Elro and Kit Calloway (adopted)
Status	Alive, currently an infant
Player	giantspacecatgirl
Storyteller	None right now

Victoria used to live in a small village on the outskirts of Onadbyr, spending most of their time reading poetry about brave heroes who fight against great threats. One day when they were really young, their village got attacked by a manticore, and they were the only survivor, barely escaping by the skin of their teeth. Taking inspiration from the heroes they read about, Victoria took to fighting monsters themselves, favoring polearms for the extra reach they provide. They also write poems about their deeds, and they signed up as a Hellknight Armiger. They failed the test, and as such are no longer a hellknight. They were appointed Warden of Desperate Hope after Mutt suffered her injury. They also have a pet frost ora named Gloria. Since being revived after their trial, they've been hearing the voices of The War Council, and have begun training under Grist to better control their new curse. The War Council also brought their family back, but as soulless puppets who are barely alive. They used to worship Gorum, but after some developments, they have lost favor with him and gained favor with Kurgess instead. They're also cursed to break everything they touch that isn't theirs. On an expedition into the vault of the Family Black, Victoria got affected with a magical trap that turned them into an infant with no memory of their previous life experiences.

Trivia

Victoria's Birthday is Desnus 17th
Victoria doesn't know what love is. After seeing Satori and Zeal get into a fistfight at a speed dating and hearing rumors of them dating, they now think that a date is a fistfight
Their armor is the only outfit they own
Their favorite meal is a slice of bread and a glass of water
After eating better as part of their training, Victoria has taken a particular liking to shellfish
They hate the undead, but are too dense to realize the signs of a vampire
Victoria no longer hates the undead, since they found out that one of their best friends was undead all along. They still can't tell the difference between different types of undead
The only furniture Victoria owns are a mattress, a chair, and a dog bed for Gloria
Victoria's mask is the only memento they have of their family. It was forged by their father, who was a blacksmith
Victoria got their armor and bec de corbin by scavenging from fallen warriors when they were younger. That's why their armor doesn't fit properly
After failing the hellknight trial, Victoria finally got some armor that fits
Yes, I know they're weilding a billhook in their art, I didn't know heroforge had the right weapon at the time
Yes, I know their art no longer has the billhook
Victoria's old home was only like, a week from Onadbyr. It took them 13 years to head to the city because they drifted among mercenary groups for a while before becoming an associate
Victoria unironically thinks the Bright-Eyed quintuplets are the greatest strategic minds in Onadbyr
Victoria smells like metal and sweat
If Jujutsu Kaisen existed in Onadbyr, Victoria would kin Maki Zen'in
The only 1v1 Victoria's ever won was a fight where their opponent was using their weapon improperly (They don't like talking about the Bogard incident)
Victoria is the most likely amongst all of my characters to destroy a rotisserie chicken in their car in a Walmart parking lot
After their first expedition into Lancaster, Victoria learned that there are people who like pain. They think they do too
Victoria has taken a total of 3 named npcs into their custody to redeem them. Their names are Isaac Davenport, Ephraim, and Amin
I think Amin left as of Chasing the Breeze
Ignore the fact that the coloring on the Bec de Corbin is inconsistent between the pictures on this page
If Victoria was a youtuber, they would be a swordtuber, mostly releasing educational videos on how to fight with swords and other weapons (IE, don't use reverse grip, how to size your blades, don't just do what Hollywood swordfights do). In addition, they'd occasionally dip into fighting game content, exclusively playing the sweatiest tryhard characters
If Victoria had to choose between making the one block jump for the chicken or the one block vertical jump for the beef, Victoria would go for the beef. They'd absolutely make the jump
If Victoria was in charge of organizing a vacation and was allowed to invite 3 people, they would want to go to Rome to see the Colosseum. They'd either take the three named guard npcs, or Pomba, Bonko, and Radari
Victoria is allergic to bananas
If Victoria was in a music video, they would be right at home in any Powerwolf song. Particularly Incense and Iron, Faster than the Flame, and Sainted by the Storm
On the subject of Victoria and music videos, their initial design was inspired by the animation for Keeper of the Celestial Flame of Abernathy
As a kid, for Halloween Victoria would've dressed up as a famous hellknight from the stories they were told. For decorations, they'd probably just put a jack-o-lantern in front of their office, maybe some simple ghost decorations at home
Victoria carries around a knitted blanket to avoid touching things for the purposes of their curse of destruction
After the events of the incident with Gregorios Jude, Victoria gets nervous in the dark. They can't sleep without a night light now